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Corpfessions and Stop Caring Bot
Corpfessions is an anonymous page for white-collar wagies to submit anonymous confessions about their lives and experiences in the workforce.
Are you working a remote job and spending 39 of your 40 hour work-week playing JRPGs?
Do you routinely fantasise about beating your midwit manager with a nine iron for dumping his workload onto you?
Have you borrowed ample amounts of money from family and friends, staked it all in Terra (LUNA) and now have to desperately work a 9-5 in order to pay them back?
Corpfessions is a way for you to vent.
All confessions submitted are anonymous.
Stop Caring Bot
Are you tired of being a miserable and pathetic wagie?
Are you exhausted from earning minimum wage in a dead-end job?
Are you falling into extreme emotional outbursts, from raging anger and deep depression all the way to crippling anxiety?
Worry no more!
Introducing the Stop Caring Bot.
To see immediate results, use our patented Stop Caring™ formula and all your problems will disappear overnight!
Simply follow the Stop Caring Bot on Twitter to be reminded twice a day to Stop Caring.
Yes, it’s really that simple!
This bot will run every single day until the heat death of the universe.
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